Sunday, January 17, 2016

125 Didn't Make It To The League But I Made It Overseas; Had An Attitude Problem, Makin' N(W)iggas Bleed - Chico The Chipper Langston

Haneef Munir With The Lob!

https://www.instagram.com/c_cook03/
Chris Has Gotten A Taste Of What I Can Do! 
(I Like His Game. He's Deceptively Quick And Has Good Upper Body Strength.)
https://www.instagram.com/miahostrowski/
He Can't Do What I Can Do On The Floor And He Was Afraid To Guard ME! 

This is the 24 Hour Fitness off Kapiolani. The B-ball court is the size of a racquet ball court and that's a legit 10 foot basket. See the kid closest to the window? That's the Hawaiian boy I was telling you about (I believe he's Hawaiian/Filipino and Puerto Rican). There's no out of bounce line. There are just walls on the side of the court. So they're sitting on the court (making even less room on the floor). I'll Post A Video Of A Clean Dunk Here Later.
 
I'LL BE BACK TO PLAY AT THIS GYM SOON (KAPIOLANI 24 BELOW) AND I'LL BE BACK TO SPECIFICALLY PLAY AGAINST THE PUERTO RICAN/HAWAIIAN (HE'S PROBABLY MORE MIXED THAN JUST PUERTO RICAN/HAWAIIAN) THAT I MENTION BELOW AS WELL AS HIS 6'3 FILIPINO FRIEND WHO BLOCKED A LAYUP AND A FLOATER OF MINE ON SEPARATE OCCASIONS (THE ONLY GUY AT THIS COURT TO HAVE BLOCKED A SHOT OF MINE; I NEVER HAD MY SHOT BLOCKED IN HIGH SCHOOL AND RARELY HAD IT BLOCKED IN MY TWENTIES).

ANYHOW, THIS WAS A GOOD JUMP! IT WAS SO GOOD THAT MY HAND WAS SO FAR OVER THE RIM THAT THE BALL HIT THE BACK OF THE RIM! THAT'S A SIGN OF A GOOD JUMP (WHEN THE BALL HITS THE BACK OF THE RIM)!

I've Been Playing At This 24 Hour Fitness (Ala Moana) And I Tried A New One Out Today For The First Time (Pearl City). The 24 Hour Fitness* That I've Been Playing At For The Past Couple Of Weeks(Ala Moana) Is About The Size Of A Racquet Ball Court And They Play 5-On-5 On It. Now, I've Played At Some Fairly Dangerous Courts (Courts With Uncoordinated Players, Courts With Violent Players, Courts With Slippery Floors, Courts With Uneven Floors, Parquet Floors Etc.), But This Place Takes The Cake. First Of All, You've Got 10 Full-Grown Men Playing On A Half-Court, So Driving To The Basket Without Getting Hacked Or Tripped Is Almost Impossible Because The Lane Is Always Congested And, To Make Matters Worse, Every Time You Run Up The Sidelines Of The Court You're Getting Tripped Or Bumped Into By People Who Are Sitting With Their Legs Out Or Standing On The Sidelines. So Instead Of The Court Being 60 By 40 Feet (Or However Small It Is), It's Actually 40 By 20 (Thanks To The Onlookers Arms And Legs). So The Court Is Begging You To Have A Career Ending Injury. Nevertheless, I Still Play On It, But I Haven't Been Playing That Well These Past 2 Weeks (The Players Have Only Seen My C Game). Why Haven't  I Been Playing Well? Well, The First Week And A Half I Was Here I Was Going On About 3 Hours Of Sleep A Night (Due To Being Somewhat Homeless) And Literally Running Around Town (Exhausting Myself) Looking For Work. In Addition To This, I've Been Trying To Adjust To The Courts Size (Dimensions) And Baskets (Which Are Below Low Ceilings). How Are The Players? Average At Best. There's A Decent Hawaiian Boy (About 6 Feet And Looks Hawaiian) And A Decent Little Half Black/Half Japanese Boy. I'm Going To Work Them Next Time I Play Against Them.

 *That Place Is A Lawsuit Waiting To Happen.

The Following Is A List Of A Few Players I've Played With Or Against Who've Played In The Drew League. I've Held My Own Against Most Of Them And Out Played Some Of Them (They Don't Know That I've Held My Own Against Them Or Outplayed Most Of Them, But I Have! In My Own Mind, Of Course!):

Kenny Brunner
Baron Davis
Jeff Trepagnier
Dijon Thompson
Jamaal Barnes
Jamaal Was On My Squad When We Played Against Snoop Doggy Dogg In 2002 0R 2003 At Diamond Bar High School! (https://www.instagram.com/tribaljunkhaul/ Judge Ito Happened To Be On That Squad As Well.) 
Sean Harris
 Kyle Fogg
 https://www.instagram.com/kfogg21/
Mr. Fogg* Is A NON-BELIEVER. I DON'T THINK HE THINKS I'M AS G00D AS I THINK I AM. I THINK.
Darnell Martin
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHBVQ4bADRv/?taken-by=coach__cav
Garrett Nevels
http://instagram.com/p/oRZtvbF4T8/
Jamaal And Garrett
http://instagram.com/keion_xian
Keion Bell (I Lost My Niggas Phone Number Cuz I Lost My Phone)
https://twitter.com/Xian_Bell

Eww, My Nigga Lookin' Like A Model! Motivatin' Uh Nigga To Get In Shape! I'd LOVE To See What He Got In Them Showts! What He Packin'!
http://instagram.com/p/oPCilFzYt3/
https://twitter.com/jgib4free
I Called Jonathan Gibson Several Times For Several Consecutive Summers, But He Never Wanted To Play In The Leagues I Was Putting Teams In Because He Felt He Was T00 G00D For Them (The Competition In Those Leagues Weren't G00D Enough For Him). So I Stopped Calling Him! Anyway, I Briefly Saw Him Play Today And I Saw My High School Teammate http://www.nbra.net/nba-officials/referee-biographies/justin-van-duyne/ Call A Foul Against One Of The Guys That Was Guarding Him (At Least I Thought I Did). Justin Is A Police Officer By Day, I Believe, And I Saw Him Mouth The Words, "He's A Bum"! I Think This Was In Reference To ME!
 https://twitter.com/Kerry_carter3
http://instagram.com/jled2
Jeff A Good Dude And Unassuming (You'd Never Think He'd Be That Good Of A Hooper If You Saw Him At The Beach In Street Clothes). I Lost His Number In That Phone As Well.
http://instagram.com/feeba6
OLD LOOKING AFRICAN! WHO PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS A MEXICAN WHEN WE FIRST PLAYED!
http://instagram.com/dheim7
I Still Have My Jewish's Nigga's Number! See It! (626) 222 XXXX
https://twitter.com/York_City1

THERE ARE PROBABLY MANY MORE, BUT THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES I'VE NOTICED WHEN READING ABOUT THE DREW LEAGUE ONLINE (IT'S A TRENDY LEAGUE NOW!). ("WE DON'T KNOW THE MOTHAFUCCA!" THEY DON'T KNOW ME Y'ALL.)


"NOW YOU LONELY AND ALL YO FRIENDS GONE" - MR. FREE

*Mr. Fogg, Read Below!
I OVER-EXAGGERATE MY BASKETBALL ABILITIES, KYLE! (WHAT TYPE OF BLACC PARENT NAMES THEIR BLACC SON KYLE?) I'M REALLY NOT THAT G00D! PLUS, I'M ENVIOUS OF ALL OF THE YOUNGER BLACK AND BROWN BOYS LIKE YOURSELF WHO ARE WEALTHIER THAN ME, HAVE HIGHER STATUS THAN ME, AND GET ALL THE GIRLS (MORE AND MORE OF THE HIGHER QUALITY GIRLS)! HEY, KYLE, TOMORROW I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR GAME* DOWN AND EXPLAIN WHY YOUR OREO PERSONALITY TYPE HAS ALLOWED YOU TO HAVE SUCCESS IN BASKETBALL EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE LESS ATHLETICALLY GIFTED THAN OTHER BLACK BOYS (THERE ARE MANY, MANY BLACK PLAYERS THAT ARE MORE ATHLETIC AND SKILLED THAN YOU, BUT HAVEN'T HAD YOUR SUCCESS IN BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE YOUR SUBMISSIVE, AGREEABLE, CONSCIENTIOUS PERSONALITY TRAITS. IN OTHER WORDS, THEY'RE NOT APPROACHABLE, SOCIABLE AND COACHABLE LIKE YOU EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE BETTER BASKETBALL PLAYERS THAN YOU AND MORE ENTERTAINING TO WATCH!)! KYLEI CAN'T CONTROL MY ACNE AND GIRLS RUN AWAY FROM METHIS IS WHY I CONSTANTLY CRYYYYYY! PRAY FOR ME, MY SUBURB NIGGA!
https://www.instagram.com/jled2/
I WAS HOPING FREDERETTE'S TEAM WOULD WIN IN THE SEMIFINALS AND MATCH UP WITH OVERSEAS ELITE IN THE TOURNAMENT FINALS BECAUSE KYLE AND JEFF (2 BREA NATIVES) WOULD HAVE GONE HEAD TO HEAD! FOR BREA BEING A RELATIVELY SMALL COMMUNITY THEY'VE TURNED OUT A LOT OF BASKETBALL TALENT!

*KYLEYOU HAVE THE HOOP GAME OF A WHITE BOY TRAPPED IN A BLACK BOY'S BODYIN OTHER WORDSMY SUBURB NIGGAYOU'RE A FUNDAMENTALLY SOUNDSET-SHOOTER WITH NO NIGGA IN YOUR GAME (NO FLASH OR FLARE IN YOUR GAME)!