READ THE EMAIL TITLED MS. MARTIN AND HER DAUGHTER MICHELLE. THESE ARE JAPANESE PEOPLE FROM HAWAII.
THERE IS NO OTHER THAN ME : One Of A Kind...Broke The Mold - Fat Boy From The South
"You're MEXICAN" - Justin, The Unattractive, H.I.V. Infected, Micronesian (I Believe He's Truk) Homosexual That Works At The Front Desk Of The 24 Hour Fitness Downtown (Bishop And King). Justin Said This Under His Breath As I Bid Him Farewell Yesterday (04/12/25) At About 5:15 PM.
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THE NEW, TALL (6'0+), FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE LIGHT BROWN HAIRED, BROWN-EYED CRACKER WORKING AT THE FRONT DESK HERE (KAPIOLANI 24 HOUR FITNESS). HER NAME IS CORINNE AND SHE, TOO, IS ATTRACTED TO ME, BUT SHE SAID SOMETHING NASTY AT ABOUT 8:15 PM ON 04/10/25. WHAT WAS IS THAT SHE SAID? "THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING...HE HAS NO MONEY!" (CORINNE IS FROM SANTA CLARA AND ATTENDING UH. WHEN SHE COMPLETES HER DEGREE IN LESS THAN 2 YEARS SHE'S GOING TO MOVE BACK TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!)
"poor, criminally inclined, brown skinned guy with a pregnant girlfriend, hoping to turn his life around through education and the better employment opportunities that that affords" - 6'5" White Boy That Wasn't A Very Good Basketball Player.
WHAT DO THESE IDIOTS HAVE IN COMMON? THE FACT THAT THEY'RE HAVING TROUBLE RECONCILING THE WAY I LOOK (LIKE A SOCIOECONOMICALLY DISADVANTAGED COLORED MALE) AND LIVE (LIKE A MINIMALIST) WITH MY ACTUAL BACKGROUND (THE PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE FROM UPPER MIDDLE CLASS WHITE SUBURBIA BACKGROUND) AND THE INTELLECTUAL ONLINE IMAGE I'VE CREATED. TO PUT IT DIFFERENTLY, THEY READ THIS BLOG THEN SEE ME IN PERSON (DRESSED DOWN, WALKING EVERYWHERE AND LIVING WITH A NATIVE) AND THINK TO THEMSELVES, "YOU'RE NOT A WEALTHY, WHITE ACADEMIC! YOU'RE A POOR, HOMELESS, MEXICAN WANNABE [WANNABE ACADEMIC]!" JUSTIN (THE H.I.V. HARBORING, HOMOSEXUAL) SPECIFICALLY THINKS, "HE'S NOT FROM HAWAII, HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF HAWAII'S POLYNESIAN-MICRONESIAN-FILIPINO-ASIAN SUBCULTURE, HE DOESN'T SPEAK PIDGIN, AND HE LOOKS HISPANIC, SO HE'S MEXICAN."