Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Smile Foe Me Scar Face It!

As you're all aware, I had an appoint at Wright Destistry LLC today (Kaimuki Center for Dentistry & Kalihi Center for Dentistry – More Than 40 Years of Family-Owned Dentistry You Can Trust & Afford) and had X-rays and a cleaning performed. The dental assistant that cleaned my teeth is named Christian (he's pictured in this link Meet Our Team – Kaimuki Center for Dentistry & Kalihi Center for Dentistry) and the dentist that analyzed my X-rays is an unattractive V.C. (this Gook Hien Doan, DDS – Kaimuki Center for Dentistry & Kalihi Center for Dentistry). Here are some of the comments that they made under their breath while attending to me:

 "That's what I was thinking [everything he's reading on this blog is what he was thinking]...Mexican [you're Mexican]...not that G00D [your father wasn't that G00D at football, that Mexican looking brother you've written about wasn't that G00D at basketball, and you weren't that G00D at basketball]...N0BODY [you're N0BODY, your brothers are N0BODY, and your father was N0BODY]...Not a big deal [you father's death wasn't a big deal and your sister's death wasn't a big deal]...don't touch my daughter...he did [this guy graduated college**]...thief...diet*[you're a poor boy that ate poor food]...what your insurance will cover [you likely won't be able to afford the dental work you need done]..." -Christian. Christian, while cleaning my teeth, also seemed to be sniffing about to determine whether my body, particularly my feet emitted a foul odor, and whether I suffered from halitosis! My scent free mouth and natural body odor negated any assumptions he had.

"THANK YOU [THANK YOU for getting this poor, bum away from me, stalker]...Oh, I'm sorry, we're just watching something right now (she said this while she and a receptionist looked at a computer screen and I stood before them at the front desk)..." - The unattractive V.C. The unattractive V.C. may have been influenced to say that she was watching something on the computer because of the frozen frames of the below videos. 

SAY 'AHHHHHH!'
Maybe she thought I was a thief like Christian thought I was a thief!

*WHY ARE MY TEETH IS SUCH POOR CONDITION? BECAUSE I HAD A SUGAR TOOTH WHEN I WAS YOUNGER (CHILDHOOD, TEENS, EARLY TWENTIES) AND ATE AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF HIGHLY PROCESSED CARBOHYDRATES (CANDIES, BAKED GOODS, SWEETENED DRINKS, ETC.). I THEN BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC IN MY 30s, WHICH ONLY EXACERBATED MY DENTAL HEALTH DECLINE (THE ACIDITY OF ALCOHOL AND ITS DEHYDRATING EFFECTS CAUSED HAVOC ON MY TEETH'S ENAMEL).

**I NEVER ATTENDED COLLEGE. COLLEGE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.

TO BE CONTINUED...